the young and the braless: a day in the life of chi

once upon a time there was a twin named chi and her best friend named Tinkles....

Tinkles:

rocking some vans

and

chi:

rockin a mascota vest, thrift store maxi dress, green soccer socks, and (obvi) her docs.

one day the two antisocial friends decided to watch

after 10 hours of learning the ways of coolness, the two friends decided to be one with nature before executing their recently acquired social skillz.

nature time:

[nature left before we got here]

suddenly, the nature sesh was bombarded by space ships!

[the space ships]

dazed and confused, chi and tinkles decided to check out the situation. after some time, they came across mario who said he had just gotten back from a trip.

after a while, we felt as if our unfamiliar appearance was giving him bad vibes, so we left.

saddened by their unsuccessful first social experience, Tinkles and chi decided to go eat away their failure with some dankity dank.

[the dankness]

when they finished eating away their pain, Tinkle called up his gurl Larownda:

"whats poppin my porcelain delicacy?"

"hey honey booboo child, sorry i can't talk right now, I'm havin some problems--Torisha is wasted"

"how wasted?"

damn.

when Tinkle hung up the phone he remembered reading a sign that there was a rave in the far away land of

so chi and Tinkles put on their candy and their pacifiers, and headed to the world of rave babies.

once they got there, they immediately got mad face time, which is what they had been looking for the whole day: a social place full of peace, love, unity, and respect.

then, the bass dropped.